MAMET
There are no words to describe Mamet that haven't already been used in
court depositions. This wayward sheep was kicked out of a petting zoo
for covering his wool with fiberglass insulation, and now spends his
days wreaking havoc on Lubberland Farms. Armed with the lethal
combination of ignorance and arrogance, Mamet is forever seeking
universal adoration. Or a quick dirty buck; whichever is easiest.
COBB
Cobb
is the moral anchor of the group, which naturally sets him up for
culturally-mandated derision. Lubberland's operations manager arrived
here with his younger brother Rupert after a life long journey of
missed opportunities and broken dreams. Cobb's laser-guided insight is
a harpoon to Mamet's white whale of pomposity, creating a classic
struggle between vice and virtue.
RUPERT
Rupert has a heart of gold and a mind of similar mineral
content. The younger of the two dog brothers, Rupert's rosy outlook and
raw naivete often get squashed under the hammer of reality. He is
Mamet's philosophical nemesis and Tucker's devoted companion. Rupert
drinks in all that life has to offer, and promptly dribbles it down his
chin.
TUCKER
Tucker has been fondly referred to by social workers as
"peculiar." This 8 year-old human boy was raised by Cobb and Rupert
after mysteriously landing on their doorstep as a baby. His struggles
with the
defining experiences of childhood are amplified by the complexities of
living among different species. Tucker's plight is the plight of
humanity, as he teeters between the responsibility of Cobb and the
24-hour woolly frat party that is Mamet.
INGA
(Coming
Soon!)
Inga Prau is a former grand dame of Hollywood. The
last remnant of the old studio system, Inga was sentenced to ten years
on Lubberland Farms after she accidentally smothered her gardener in
the
hot tub. The Kama Sutra is definitely not an aquatic sport.
THE OTHERS
(Coming
Soon!)
Donna the llama, the unattainable object of Mamet's
affection; Marshall, the
first black sheep on the block; and the Gerbils - a gang of scheming
rodents with species domination on their mind.
Life on the farm is about to take a header.
© 2006-2012 Jeff Corriveau